January 2012
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thespacecoyote:
I honestly don’t understand how people find boyfriends/girlfriends
Like it seems like some people just somehow
Fall into relationships just like
Oops I tripped into a pit of writhing bodies and one got velcro’d to me
Is that how you do it
trueamericanenglish:
amorilinguae:
trueamericanenglish:
amorilinguae started following you
Hello!
XD Hey! Welcome to the madness.
Madness? What madness? Or do you mean the pretty?
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trueamericanenglish:
amorilinguae started following you
Hello!
Jon Stewart Crushes Fox News In The 2011 Ratings →
According to Comedy Central, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart averaged 2.3 million viewers per episode in 2011. Unlike Fox News, “The Daily Show” was up in total viewers (+7%) and all key demos: adults 18-49 (+6%); men 18-34 (+2%); men 18-24 (+4%).” The Daily Show was also the top cable late night talk show in terms of total viewers, and was generally dominant. While Fox News was losing 14% in...
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December 2011
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Apocalypse Not Now: 2012 Doomsday Predictions... →
jaison96:
On Dec. 21, 2012, many doomsday believers fear the apocalypse — anything from a rogue planet smashing into us to our world spinning end over end. However, the world should expect nothing more next year than the winter solstice, the longest night of the year, NASA says. Many people point to the end of the Mayan Long Count calendar on Dec. 21, 2012 as evidence of the coming apocalypse,...
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Arthur: Merlin!
Tristan: he knows these tunnels.
Arthur: I'm going back!
Tristan: for a servant?
Me: no bitch, for the love of his life.
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DON'T DRIVE DRUNK.
From 6pm-6am on New Year’s Eve/Day AAA will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE, member or not: 800-222-4357
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My brother just used 'gay' as an insult
And then proceeded to make the usual excuses that people always do: “I didn’t mean it that way.” I decided this would be a great time to have a chat with him about why it’s not okay to use it that way. My sister promptly sighed, rolled her eyes, and told me not to have that talk. I know she doesn’t like me very much.* But she called him on ‘retarded’....
Dearest Sherlock Fandom,
mystolenthunder:
Well, we made it. We made the eighteen month hiatus. We’ve watched. We’ve rewatched. We’ve gifed every single frame of every episode. We’ve taken over the fan fiction websites. We cried at Alone on the Water. We cringed at Flowers in a Box. We gawked in awe of Performance in a Leading Role. We’ve read the comics. We’ve seen the fan-art. We’ve given a whole new meaning to...
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“Employee rights are said to be valid when employers pressure employees into...”
– Ron Paul, Freedom Under Siege: The U.S. Constitution After 200-Plus Years (1987), pg. 16
Are you getting sexually harassed at work? That’s your problem. Quit.
Is Ron Paul done yet?
(via mohandasgandhi)
Add this to the list of reasons why Ron Paul deserves no one’s support.
(via ladyatheist)
I...
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They do know that Missing E is a browser thing and...
Seriously, before I talk to tumblr support, I check to see if the problem occurs on the other browser due to Missing E. Not that I use tumblr support anyway. If there is any issue that comes up, I will extensively google it before grovelling at the either incompetent or unwilling feet of tumblr support. I don’t agree that Tumblr should have to provide support for something not part of their...
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I'm doing this alphabet meme thing basically...
and somebody else call hitchcock
BUT THEN AGAIN YOU ARE THE ONE WITH RESERVATIONS TOWARDS NUTELLA AND I THINK YOU ONCE MENTIONED EATING SPREADABLE CHICKEN SO WHATEVER
congratulations on your whale
did they put any value on the joy of surprise?
except now that I wear contacts my glasses don’t cut it ‘cause they make everything look tiny.
friends I has them.
glitter!
He’s...
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